Welcome to my life as I try to live by the timeless advice of Oscar Wilde, that great, contradictory and always relevant Original Hipster.
I'm bitchy and idiotic; a natural sloth and an anal tagger. I just have a lot of hormones feelings. Always lemon-flavored.
I collect pencils, earrings, GIFs, recipes, books, and beautiful men. Well, I'm working on that last one.
And I have a lot of pencil stubs.